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Tiarna

A girl that thinks the entire world is perfect even though it aint and will leave people at their lowest.
Guy 1: The world is fucked like everything sucks I might go glass some bloke
Guy 2: Wake up fuckface you are such an opposite of a Tiarna
by I_Eat_Dung69420 December 23, 2025
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Spoodurance Trials

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
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I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.
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Eternal Triage

When Your in the ER & get triaged and it takes for ever to get a bed
by youknowwholol August 7, 2011
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gonad triad

a devils three-way but with 3 guys and no girls
That shemale tricked me into a gonad triad
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Snotty Tiara

The act of finishing from a face fuck, followed by smearing the phlegm and semen on the forehead of the reciever.
"I totally gave Judy a snotty tiara last night"
by Anon October 22, 2013
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Pearl Tiara

Choosing to ejaculate on your partner's unusually-large forehead.
Harry: "Rihanna has such a big forehead that you could give her a Pearl Tiara."
Jack: "Then she really would need an umbrella."
by Jackinho May 12, 2016
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