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toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.
"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"
by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018
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Banana Loaf

The act of licking raw banana loaf or cake batter of a naked person's body parts.
Joe got annoyed with Charlotte for telling their friends about the time he did banana loaf to her.
by Bingbang August 11, 2012
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Chicken loaf

That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it
"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie

"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken
by Samibee11 December 9, 2018
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Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019
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road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime
Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road
by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014
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Poopy loaf

I have to take a poopy loaf.
by trapaholicc February 7, 2021
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loafed

by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016
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