hill hag

An old rich lady at ski resort who prays on you ski dudes.
That rich ass hill hag just bought me dinner at the lodge and blew my at her husbands villa.
by Gooman1979 February 2, 2017
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Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
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Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
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hag

me
by hag. November 22, 2021
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Sad Hag

Someone who thinks they have everything figured out. They have a vision of grandeur of themselves for unknown reasons. Someone who tells people that they don’t care but for some reason continue to intrude in to certain ppls life. Someone who tries to act as a leader but destroys all elements by their actions. Someone who doesn’t understand what they are dealing with.
The sad hag continued to hack an ex even though she “doesn’t care”. The sad hag takes kindness of families or future families as a weakness.
by Byegollum January 7, 2019
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Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle
Now listen here, puss hag”
by OneSmartSnacc November 19, 2020
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flint-faced hag

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED
by Mr.PantsySmarts January 5, 2023
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