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first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019
mugGet the first class flexmug.

Flex

Show off your things in a showy way.
Marco get your azz down to New Zealand and flex those slopes!
by ASTONISH3D April 21, 2022
mugGet the Flexmug.

Flex Tape

Person 1: That’s Cellophane! He’s the Tape Hero! His quirk is Flex Tape!
Person 2: wow, fanboy much? And I thought it was just “tape.”
Person 1: no it’s Flex Tape
by DraconicOxalis April 13, 2021
mugGet the Flex Tapemug.

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔
Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
mugGet the Flex tapemug.

Flex on them Haters

Is when someone show off their wealth or their a body physical attribute (e.g. huge muscles, blue eyes, etc) on people he/she think that they envy them.
"Bro, I took a picture of myself after the gym and posted it on instagram to flex on them Haters."
"Man, this guy keep posting his new Ferrari on his social media feeds to flex on them haters"
by Rebel in a locked space June 10, 2022
mugGet the Flex on them Hatersmug.

flex the rainbow

When the penis shaft bends slightly during homosexual anal intercourse
when you flex the rainbow in Shane he really likes it!
by Literalistic September 30, 2023
mugGet the flex the rainbowmug.

Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player
Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.
by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021
mugGet the Flex seal your god damn mouthmug.

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