Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is a used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a “semen grenade” attack last week.
He still hasn’t recovered…

by anonymous July 24, 2023

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

hot man semen

tastes soooooo good mmmm yummy its so hot and white and sticky

gimmie your hot man semen

by hot man with hotter semen March 31, 2022

On semen

A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.

Miguel: Holy shit bro, that movie was insane, on semen!
Jaqueese: For real bro!

by Superior Inferior Bad Boys April 29, 2022

semen demon

its a demon made out of semen

semen demon I release you

by I ate a fuckin goose ieguorgwi June 18, 2024

semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

semenal event

A majorly-influential occurrence involving man-milk.

In da infamous "modernization" of da classic incline-ascending pair of humans who both had "j" as da first letter in both their names, a "semenal event" is mentioned dat resulted in da vagina-possessing member of said duo's soon getting a baby-bump.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025