pastrami poon

A girl's snatch that's so worn out and ravaged it looks something like a pastrami sandwich.

Man, a train must have run through that thing. It's naught but pastrami poon now =(

by _sean December 7, 2006

Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

by pat May 13, 2005

Poon Pressure

Exactly like peer pressure, except when a girl specifically makes you do something you don't want to do.

"Omg, my girlfriend poon pressured my into buying her those news shoes."

by dudeboyman February 26, 2010

Poon Dew

A delectable concoction of port and mountain dew. Often drank by those on a meager budget. This magical elixir is also known to produce no hangover the next day.

"Shall we drink some poon dew?" inquired Michael

"Fuck Yes!!!" replied the rest of the entourage, keen to become intoxicated once more.

by Mikey_T May 3, 2011

Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."

So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!

by smblkc November 27, 2010

Poone Houndering

The act of being a manwhore (i.e. slut, harlot)
Poone Houndery- 1. When you really want some pussy.
2. A term involving any act of vulgarity.

Poone Hounded (past tense)- An acting of vulgarity/houndering that has already happened.

1. You just got poone houndered in x-box son!

2. I just poone houndered your mom!

3. I'm all about that poone houndering.

by Lawrence A December 8, 2010

Poon-Toggle

The act of slapping your hand back and forth between someones legs, in the same act as flipping a light switch on and off repeatedly. The closer you are to their crotch the better the maneuver. Must be performed with guile otherwise it'll leave you questioning your sexuality.

I poon-toggled Dave while he was distracted by a pair of voluptuous breasts!

by The Togglers May 25, 2011