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Old Kaka

Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
Watch out for the Old Kaka when you go down.
by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005
mugGet the Old Kakamug.

Old Salt

Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.
SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.
by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018
mugGet the Old Saltmug.

Old Fashion

When a female strokes the male genitalia. Otherwise know as a handjob.
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
by RandomEpic February 18, 2011
mugGet the Old Fashionmug.

Old Democrat

A person member of the US democratic party who holds conservative views and is considered disconnected from the current state of the party and there constituents.

These people, who are mostly over 65, tend to hold neo-libral views and support policies like lowering taxes, the regulating corporations, Defunding social programs and increased military spending. Some are republicans who have migrated to the other side after the election of donald trump, and some are lifetime democrats who would be indistinguishable from Republicans 20 years ago. Old democrats tend to be obsessed with the idea of “bi-partisanship” and will often sacrifice popular support for the sake of not appearing “Polarizing”.

Prominent old Democrats include, joe biden, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi.
“The old democrats have successfully partnered with the senate to The regulate the fossil fuel industry
by Soulful_Tamales July 5, 2022
mugGet the Old Democratmug.

old stoaker

Look at that old stoaker trying to chat up those young ladies
by Paul Haggarty July 23, 2005
mugGet the old stoakermug.

old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night
I went to the old motel last week.
by Dr_dude February 5, 2014
mugGet the old motelmug.

Old Zealand

a state in Netherlands
yes, THAT IS OLD ZEALAND
Guy 1: If there is a New Zealand, where is old zealand
Guy 2: its in the Netherlands
by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022
mugGet the Old Zealandmug.

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