Has large puffy hair with glasses on, pretty skinny and is probably european, (mostly Italian), loves to talk about italian food and has pretty bad grades. He has the smallest dick in the world...
by JoshB055123 December 12, 2017
Get the Noahmug. A soy boy
males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.
males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.
by Pusssssydestroyer6969 November 14, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Fat ass mother fucker who never like to shut the fuck up with his cringy ass dirty minded jokes and puns btw I’m noah
by Noahj45 your mom is gay November 13, 2018
Get the Noahmug. by Dontfckwmehoe November 9, 2019
Get the Noahmug. The same mulatto from before. A total meme god despite being short af. Likes to spend his time beating fags and minorities (other than himself) and killing sand niggers.
by Mynotna November 19, 2018
Get the Noahmug. Incredibly small penis, has a severe form of anorexia and secretly loves ass (male ass). Yes, you've guessed correctly he is a fag hahaha! whoops, almost forgot to mention the most common relatability to all Noah's is the uncontrollable love for sex with older men, particularly their own grandfathers. #homosexuality #microweiny #GrandpaIwantmoney
by DingleBerryGerry September 17, 2019
Get the Noahmug.