Monkey The Funduster

A simian with magic powder.

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

by MonkeyTheFunduster February 18, 2010

Love Monkey

It's a man/woman who values most importantly excitement and laughter in relationships.

Damn matt is a love monkey

by LongHorny June 18, 2013

data monkey

One whose job requires the use of no more than: (a) two fingers with which to achieve a succession of keystrokes enabling the individual to cut data from one source and simply paste it into another; (b) two brain cells which are mainly used to do google searches and send emails to other data monkeys.

CTRL-C; CTRL-V; CTRL-C; CTRL-V (repeat ad infinitum)

by Ilovemyjob November 15, 2004

Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

snugg monkey

a person who's body you can't get close enough to your own to satisfy. you hugg and snugg, it feels so perfect. you know that this is the person that completes the puzzle. someone you could definitely spend the rest of your life with. adam.

I can't wait to get home to my Snugg Monkey.

by tush February 08, 2005

trained monkey

someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well

An example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a button on cue

by trained monkey December 07, 2007

artic monkeys

tottallly chill band, one of the best indie rock bands and one of the most well known. popular songs flouresent adolecent.AWSOME!!!!! yet not that well known.
Alex Turner
Jamie Cook
Nick O'Malley
Matt Helders<<<band memebers

Kid1:I lovee all music soo much i have the best play list?
Kid2: so what type of music do you like ?
Kid1:Britany spears,you?
Kid2:oh im into indierock,artic monkeys is a cool band
kid1:whatss indie rock? ..why havnt i herd them on kiss 108
Kid: maybe cause you bought your entire playlist off itunes most popular catagorie mainstreem bitch

by sexkitten22bb August 15, 2011