LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage

Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny

by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015

Red lobster

a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order

Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.

yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.

by lobster beater March 12, 2021

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016

Lobster

just a lil' guy

i love that lobster

by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023

boob lobster

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.

The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.

by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014

LOBSTER CLIT

Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.

My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what

by MOMMANATRIX November 17, 2022

Pasta and lobster

Used to express your love, appreciation, and attraction for good white men.

“I love pasta and lobster” “Where is my pasta and lobster” “She got her pasta and lobster” “Pasta and lobster…sprinkle sprinkle”

by BubbleGumGirl_ December 10, 2023