A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.
Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."
Me- "..."
Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
Me- "..."
Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
by umbreonxxx March 06, 2020
As soon as I finish my Chipotle I'm gonna put a big fat bom in a key, with my favorite Grizzly Wintergreen Longcut.
by Ben J. L. November 11, 2007
This lover boy is amazing! he's the real thing a true romantic. he goes above and beyond! when you get ahold of him DON'T let go! he's crazy at times wild, but good crazy. too sweet for his own good but is not another "nice guy". there is so much more to him. OmG HE CAN KISS so great! like kissing a girl
"That guy is no Remy Key at all!"
"How sad. It sounds like he's your Remy Key, the one that got away."
"How sad. It sounds like he's your Remy Key, the one that got away."
by Amanda Awesome! September 11, 2018
He is an anime character or that is what he is called in a particular scene ppl also call ppl with the name Michael as My key.
by JJMgreen7 February 14, 2022
My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.
by Koch$ July 21, 2019
John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child
Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child
Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
by shadowsdad May 07, 2022
by Jacinda Arden December 01, 2021