Albuquer-key

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.

"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."

by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 15, 2010

Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021

the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 4, 2023

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 21, 2019

Mr Key

Usually a very good looking young teacher, the kind that all of their students want to date. Often very smart and doesn’t like to be wrong. He is very laid back and chill and doesn’t really care what his students do.

Girl 1: whose you teacher

Girl 2: Mr Key

Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!

by helloiamamazing June 13, 2018