by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009
Get the Badger Rapermug. Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)
by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014
Get the Mrs. Badgermug. by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021
Get the Jen-Badgeringmug. A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
Get the Badger Expertmug. Canadian law states: If a witness is lying on the stand, you can object to the statement by throwing a badgering at the witness’s face.
Witness: I have seen the lawyers pp and it is small.
Lawyer: *proceeds to launch a badger at the witness’s face*
Judge: Badgering denied.
Lawyer: *proceeds to launch a badger at the witness’s face*
Judge: Badgering denied.
by Dresek May 21, 2022
Get the Badgeringmug. by reaper319905 November 14, 2011
Get the badger prowlingmug. A form of internet trolling where you ask people to provide sources for things that are common sense or well known in order to frustrate and waste people's time.
by asvpcurtis January 20, 2022
Get the Badgeringmug.