Fontbonne Academy (FBA) is an all girls Catholic school in Milton, Massachusetts. Known for being the "fat chick" Catholic school in MA, FBA girls refuse to acknowledge the fact that right as they mention they go to FBA, any boy will stop liking them. Fontbonne is also known for it's old facilities and horrible campus. The uniform for FBA is not attractive either, a blue, yellow, or white polo accompanied by an ugly khaki skirt. Fontbonne's rival is NDA (Notre Dame Academy), another private Catholic school with a better campus, prettier girls, and better academics. The only good thing they have is their Drama program, but even that is declining.
BC High Boy 1: Uh I just scored the hottest chick from Fontbonne Academy.
BC High Boy 2: Damn you got the only one left! Bob and Dylan have the other two.
FBA Girl 1: We're playing NDA in Soccer today!
FBA Girl 2: I'm scared, they always beat us!
BC High Boy 2: Damn you got the only one left! Bob and Dylan have the other two.
FBA Girl 1: We're playing NDA in Soccer today!
FBA Girl 2: I'm scared, they always beat us!
by likeilleversay November 19, 2007
For some reason, EA kids tend to think very highly of themselves, despite the fact that schools like Haverford, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and Shipley are ALL better than them at basically EVERYTHING. They did not make the popped collar popped, they are not cool, they are not wealthier. Face it, they are all gay ass new money losers like Hart from that MTV bull shit show.
"that kid's a loser"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"
by Kyle March 22, 2005
by Avon April 25, 2005
The name of a private Catholic high school located in Lisle, IL, the students of which seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. Due to its distinction of being a private school, and the requirement of passing an entrance exam in order to attend it, the academy and its students/alumni will tell anyone and everyone that they, and they're dipshit children, are the epitome of human perfection. The entrance exam is taken by pompous 8th grade hopefuls who happen to believe they are head and shoulders better than anyone else and don't belong in filthy public schools and learn alongside the servile scum that populates them. The entrance exam is, however, a complete joke, as its only real purpose is so Benet attendees can claim to their inferior public school peers that they had to take a test to get where they are now, and are, therefore, much, much better than you (they did, of course, go to *the* Benet Academy). While the neighboring city of Naperville has garnered a false and misleading reputation of being the douchiest town in Chicagoland, this falsehood does not apply to students and graduates of Benet Academy. For these people this reputation is entirely accurate. Due to this, Benet, its students, and its alumni, are hated by every public school student within a 50 mile radius.
(Benet student's expectation of all other humans)
Lesser Public School Student: Where do you go to school?
Benet Student: I go to Benet. You know, *the* Benet Academy?
Lesser Public School Student: Can I suck your dick?
Lesser Public School Student: Where do you go to school?
Benet Student: I go to Benet. You know, *the* Benet Academy?
Lesser Public School Student: Can I suck your dick?
by Athan Hobson MC June 27, 2012
A private, alternative school, full of all kinds of different people who for whatever reason didn't take to public school. Many were geniuses who maybe struggled with anxiety or some other mental illness that made regular public school not the most ideal place. Attending Fusion Academy of Marin really was like being on a reality TV show. There was even a lot of drama and scandalous activity on the teachers' sides too, but I'm sworn to secrecy so I can't share.
P.S. Sorry4screwing my bf in all the teachers' bathrooms when I was a student years ago. Go FAM!
P.S. Sorry4screwing my bf in all the teachers' bathrooms when I was a student years ago. Go FAM!
"What can I expect to gain from attending Fusion Academy?"
"Well, a flexible schedule and some damn good stories".
"Well, a flexible schedule and some damn good stories".
by justagal_ December 17, 2019
a school in derry new hampshire and everyone thinks it’s the best but it really sucks because there is sexual harassment, school shootings, and also gas spills all the time
1: did you know that pinkerton academy sucks
2: of course it does
1: THEY HAVE SEXUAL HARRASMENT
2: i know i saw it on WMUR
2: of course it does
1: THEY HAVE SEXUAL HARRASMENT
2: i know i saw it on WMUR
by and i oop skskkskskskks October 07, 2019
1. Loyola Academy is a private, co-educational college preparatory high school located in Wilmette, Illinois.
2. A place full of Catholic kids whose parents know they aren't smart enough to compete with more driven New Trier kids. I mean let's face it, if your kid is dumb, you have a lot of money, and you want your kid to get into a good college, New Trier terrifies you because it is actually pretty merit based success. At Loyola Academy, do not worry. There's enough of a nepotistic attitude for you to get your kid into college--all you gotta do is find a way to fork over tens of thousands of dollars each year. If that doesn't sway you, feel free to consider the possibility that they will program you to be as much of a closed-minded Catholic crony as you are.
They tend to be competitive with New Trier athletics because "Daddy" can pay for hours upon hours of private training with a private instructor.
2. A place full of Catholic kids whose parents know they aren't smart enough to compete with more driven New Trier kids. I mean let's face it, if your kid is dumb, you have a lot of money, and you want your kid to get into a good college, New Trier terrifies you because it is actually pretty merit based success. At Loyola Academy, do not worry. There's enough of a nepotistic attitude for you to get your kid into college--all you gotta do is find a way to fork over tens of thousands of dollars each year. If that doesn't sway you, feel free to consider the possibility that they will program you to be as much of a closed-minded Catholic crony as you are.
They tend to be competitive with New Trier athletics because "Daddy" can pay for hours upon hours of private training with a private instructor.
Child: Mom! I want to go to New Trier!
Mom: Sorry, Sally. I'm sending you to Loyola Academy because your father can only build a library at Boston College, and let's face it, you nearly failed out of pre-Algebra despite the private tutor we got you.
Child: Private school? Does that make me smart?
Mom: Of course it does... or at least we can pay people enough to tell you that.
Mom: Sorry, Sally. I'm sending you to Loyola Academy because your father can only build a library at Boston College, and let's face it, you nearly failed out of pre-Algebra despite the private tutor we got you.
Child: Private school? Does that make me smart?
Mom: Of course it does... or at least we can pay people enough to tell you that.
by HABBYABBY June 21, 2011