Taylor Swift

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.

Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕

by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025

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Swift

An attractive woman or girl, usually referencing white girls.

A: Damn Morgan is a true swift.
B: I know she hot af.

by Kreppsyy June 24, 2023

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Taylor Swift

1)Not Betty
2)The Music Industry
3)The Legend who writes her own music
4)The owner of the albums Lover, Folklore, Evermore, Red(TV), Fearless(TV) and soon-to-be owner of (again) Debut, Speak Now, 1989 and Reputation

Who needs therapy when you have Taylor Swift

by SwiftieornothereIcum February 24, 2022

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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

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