poppa smurf

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.
That dick looks likes poppa smurf
by Ohhh Donny June 15, 2007
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Dirty Smurf

When blueberries are smeared onto male genitalia before engaging in sexual contact.
"Man when I "dirty smurfed" that girl in the booty last night it got real messy real quick."
by Mackbooty1456 May 09, 2017
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smurf cadet

code term used in reference to the prescription drug percocet, used in the presence of parents or otherwise just out of habit.
At Thanksgiving dinner, Andrew asked his cousin Gregory if he could recruit some smurf cadets later that night. Gregory, knowing the implications of the request, responded,"Yeah Dad, I can hook you up."
by Brendan Duffey February 22, 2006
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Strawberry Smurf

Originated by the Penny Arcade strip "Prefanity", "Strawberry Smurf" is some perverse term involving arbitrary sexual acts, necrophilia, and gnomes. This can include any form of Gnome, whether it be from Warcraft, D&D, or just an exceptionally short person in real life.
Last night I decided to roll an alt on Moon Guard and check out what was going on in Goldshire. Some Gnome chick asked me to give her a Strawberry Smurf. I logged immediately.
by Ixielsturm August 04, 2009
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Frank that Smurf

A way of saying "fuck that shit" for people who don't like to cuss.
Me: He dude, give me a dollar?

Juan: Frank that Smurf!
by guidoforlife March 03, 2010
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