network gifting

passing on a present you cannot use to a network member who could use it.

JoLynn's gift of a Cal sweatshirt didn't fit me, so I thought of network gifting and passed it on to Lilia who looks great in it and really liked it.

by bellagio99 August 9, 2012

Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022

Petaluma Gift Basket

Ms. Bihn really likes gift baskets…
see definition above

man, I heard you wanted to get Ms. Bihn something, how about a “Petaluma Gift Basket?”

by Mateo DeLucca May 26, 2022

Gift of Baba

When you're eating a girl out and she shits on your face. Occurs because Meher Baba is punishing you for having premarital sex, and is very common among his believers.

Noah:Dude, I just hooked up with this girl and she gave me the Gift of Baba!
Kacey: Oh no way!

by neonveon July 1, 2014

Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)

What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”

by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023

corduroy gifts

Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon

“Corduroy Gifts” stacked to the horizon send surfers to ther favorite surfing beaches .

by Radfrad February 5, 2018

Mental gift

When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.

"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023