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The Goldsby Gift

The process of putting ones fecal matter, pimple residue, pubic hair, mucus, and cavity sweat, into ones hand, and presenting it as a gift. This process has become very popular in scandinavian cultures, and is often mistaken for pure gold, for its turns the color gold when squished together.
This culture i visited over the summer practiced the goldsby gift.
by Shitlicker January 5, 2008
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universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
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Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband
I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it
by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024
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Gradual Monetary Gifting

This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.

"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
by Satinruffles February 14, 2017
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Jumanji Gift

A gift you received with bad vibes from a person, that is then gifted to another person without knowing that it has bad vibes.
Jumanji Gift - To re-gift a cursed gift to an unknowing recipient.

“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
by Tetnoyer December 14, 2023
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Gift

A Gift is someone trash who complains a lot and is a short person who doesnt like anyone and no one likes him. They are usually the butt of the class.
That guy is such a Gift!
by Real a$$ goon bish November 10, 2019
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Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013
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