The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by Archied June 7, 2021
Get the Danger wankmug. Another term for the fearsome white stuff from our skies. SNOW! They are feared by those not prepared for their fall but yet enjoyed by children.
Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Friend 1: What's wrong? You look stressed.
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the
weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the
weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
by Noremac1981 January 2, 2021
Get the White Danger Flakesmug. The Dangerous Woman is a confident woman who is also a wise adult according to therapists Pia Melody and Terry Reals definition when describing the adaptive child in comparison to the wise or functional adult. The Dangerous Woman possesses the 7 confidence qualities that are self-awareness, resilience, assertiveness, authenticity, empathy, optimism, and courage, all while maintaining in her wise/functional adult. The Dangerous Woman doesn't operate from a place of immaturity when life knock her down. Those who do act from a place of immaturity when life gets tough are shaken to their core by The Dangerous Woman because she represents someone who learned how to grow up and handle conflict productivly which they haven’t done yet. For many people, not acting from a place of immaturity can be scary, or dare I say, dangerous, because when you are confident and operating from the wise adult, you can't be controlled by anyone other than your true self.
Watching you navigate challenges with such optimism and assertiveness, it's clear you're a Dangerous Woman, delicate like a flower yet powerful like a bomb.
by The Graceful Grenade June 21, 2024
Get the Dangerous Womanmug. When some weird middle aged bloke that’s sat alone in the boozer buys you a round of drinks. Are they spiked you’ll never know. You probably shouldn’t drink them but you do anyway.
by Yore-rayt June 13, 2021
Get the Danger roundmug. The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.
sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit
by kkelly09 May 14, 2009
Get the Danger Parkingmug. Is when you fall asleep with your gf or wife , wake up to a small like leprechaun guy named Dustin cuddling with you and dipping a sucker in your butt hole.
Shit I woke up last night to some guy dipping a sucker in my rectom and my wife was no were to be found all I could think was stranger danger.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
Get the Stranger dangermug. Term used to describe a fast moving object of mass with destructive potential. Usually in a windmill or reciprocal motion
by madman11790 October 1, 2021
Get the Danger Dickmug.