Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

Cleveland Brown-ing

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.

"Honey, why is the neighbor on the roof again?"
"Its fine, he's just Cleveland Brown-ing again"

by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.

Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.

by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023

Cleveland Steamer

Odell Beckham Jr.'s real name.

TOUCHDOWN!!! What a talent Cleveland Steamer is- he really has a way of converting 3rd downs in the red zone!

by getyahistoryhere September 8, 2020

Cleveland Z

A penis that bends twice, with the first bend being rightward, as viewed by the owner of the penis. (If the bend is to the left, the penis is referred to as a “Rhode Island Z”.)

Although certain diseases can create this outcome, the mostly likely cause is injury.

Bob’s had a Cleveland Z since he was a kid. He never should have stuck croquet balls in his underwear and gone prancing about the yard.

by Cleveland Zee May 4, 2021

cleveland wheelchair

During the act of having sideways sexual intercourse, the partner being plunged into proceeds to shit all over the other partners genitals.

Hey man, i tried the cleveland wheelchair the other day with your ex, and i have to say i was absolutely wicked.

by deemer34 June 28, 2018