creeping wheebies

creeping wheebies is the feeling you get when someone eats off a Emergency room floor.
I saw Beavis's mom eat a pill off the ER floor giving me a case of the creeping wheebies.
by goatpharmer May 11, 2010
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Creep Nasty

One who is cold hearted but a loyal friend. He partakes in sinful pleasures with Korean women and Thai hookers. Hawaiian hookers take pleasures from him in Alleys, then beat him up. He dreams of stardom in the Rap World He has no skills whatsoever when it comes to picking up real women. Has the self esteem of a bum and dreams of gorilla chokers choking him in his sleep. You can spot him a mile away as he is the only one wearing a RED beanie, RED shirt and is barefooted. If you spot him, buy him a drink or two and he will make you laugh. His loyalty will last as long as the drinks do to. He destroys insides with his mighty tool, beware if it's swung your way ladies. Warning: He is to be paroled in 2014, but comes out sporadically.
by JK Norma August 30, 2013
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creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.
Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!
by McNooget September 26, 2010
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sleep creep

A dude who sends you pics from bed, usually trying to look sleepy and sexy at the same time, but it turns out creepy.
"Uuuugggghhh he sent me a pic of him in bed trying to look sexy and he just looked sleepy and creepy as fuck."
"Like a sleep creep?"
"Yes, exactly like that."
by lepoot March 11, 2015
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feature creep

what Mark CIO cries for in his sleep. Sees it as a good thing not as a bad.

Letting the dozy clients add more work without extending the deadline.
Mark won't do anything about all this feature creep, it's like getting 1,000 cold henrys!
by Marks [MoMo] July 9, 2004
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red light creeping

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.
I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.
by Carlinfan December 5, 2010
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Cum Creep

A woman who will do absolutely anything for a shag
'ello darlin fancy a bit of 'ows yer farver???
by Freddy the fingerer July 17, 2003
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