by goatpharmer May 11, 2010

One who is cold hearted but a loyal friend. He partakes in sinful pleasures with Korean women and Thai hookers. Hawaiian hookers take pleasures from him in Alleys, then beat him up. He dreams of stardom in the Rap World He has no skills whatsoever when it comes to picking up real women. Has the self esteem of a bum and dreams of gorilla chokers choking him in his sleep. You can spot him a mile away as he is the only one wearing a RED beanie, RED shirt and is barefooted. If you spot him, buy him a drink or two and he will make you laugh. His loyalty will last as long as the drinks do to. He destroys insides with his mighty tool, beware if it's swung your way ladies. Warning: He is to be paroled in 2014, but comes out sporadically.
by JK Norma August 30, 2013

by McNooget September 26, 2010

A dude who sends you pics from bed, usually trying to look sleepy and sexy at the same time, but it turns out creepy.
"Uuuugggghhh he sent me a pic of him in bed trying to look sexy and he just looked sleepy and creepy as fuck."
"Like a sleep creep?"
"Yes, exactly like that."
"Like a sleep creep?"
"Yes, exactly like that."
by lepoot March 11, 2015

what Mark CIO cries for in his sleep. Sees it as a good thing not as a bad.
Letting the dozy clients add more work without extending the deadline.
Letting the dozy clients add more work without extending the deadline.
by Marks [MoMo] July 9, 2004

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.
by Carlinfan December 5, 2010

by Freddy the fingerer July 17, 2003
