Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.

6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.

by GorglagorE September 15, 2017

body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!

Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."

by NumberOneKangaroo March 29, 2017

body pocket

The meaning of body pocket is when you have been stabbed so deep that ur stab wound can now be used as a 'pocket'

I was thrashing this guy till he pulled out a knife and carved me a body pocket

by Turtlety April 11, 2017

body fruit

Noun. When a person develops a strong body odor from poor hygiene or lack of bathing. Specifically refers to the genital region.

Also known as smelling 'ripe'.

Damn girl, when's the last time you showered? You smell like body fruit.

by Winniewinwinwin April 22, 2017

free body

A person who feels no need for exactness, yet chooses to live life freely, and be late often.

Ok fuck bobby he's 30 minutes late again... What a free body.

by Redbone1212 June 9, 2017

oatmeal body

Used to describe someone who is absurdly thicc, thicc like oatmeal. Synonymous with rethicculous.

Dang watching her walk by I had to stop and stare, she had that oatmeal body.

by DummyThiccBoi December 10, 2017

Body Crinkle

A body builder's brownie texture looking skin

Woah.. that dude has a lot of upper body crinkle!

by Nugget buddy March 13, 2017