Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."

Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".

by Dixie's finest November 23, 2022

bible

used to describe a sincere appreciation and liking towards something - to the point of trusting and following it.

Oh boy, ngl that burger was kinda bible!

by long orange April 22, 2025

Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.

Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.

by JesusChrist/God January 18, 2023

bible

Synonym for “fr”

“Omg Khloe is losing so much weight”
“Bible”

by treetreetree March 25, 2022

Bible

A way to determine whether a person is telling the truth

“ I just failed my math exam”

- “ really! Say bible”

“ bible”

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”

by Ayanna bekele March 08, 2021

Bible

Codeword for Marijuana. Very similar to words like dro, Mary j, ganja, good green god, grass, etc.

Bitch - “Yo Hemskii you got any Bible left?”
Hemskii - “Nah I finished that shit off with your little sister bitch.”
Bitch - “Ahhhh shit! Now I gotta rob another gas station.”

by Jt Smoov January 04, 2021

bible

like "i swear to God"

helga: omg i shit my pants.
martina: omg. bible?
helga: bible frrrr

by poopypeepee69696969696969 January 24, 2022