cactus balls

The effect of not having shaved your usually clean shaven testicles for enough time that they grow short unwanted stubs.

Man, I have cactus balls, and it itches like hell.

by DirtyMexcian October 1, 2010

Ball Wahl

A Ball Wahl is a term used to describe what a male actually uses a Wahl beard trimmer for - to shave his balls. Contrary to the belief that the Wahl beard trimmer is used on the face, it is almost always used to shave hair in the public area.

Joe: Hey guys, I got a new Wahl trimmer in the mail! Can't wait to shave my face!
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.

by Great Seany June 3, 2017

balls of stone

Slang for courageous.

That fucker’s got balls of stone.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

noon ball

The act of skipping lunch to go to play basketball. A form of inter murals for aging males to continue playing the sport they love.

Alex: "Hey man you wanna grab some Taco Bell?"
David: "Nah, me and some guys are goin to play some noon ball."

by Chrono68 August 8, 2010

Rolled a ball

Is when you sit down and your balls roll around each other kinda like those Chinese stress relief balls you roll in your hand

I was so stoked to look at some porn before my parents got home and a sat down to fast and rolled a ball

by Kingdong30 June 11, 2016

ant balls

A set of balls so massive that they are fit for an ant.

Luigi refused to fight because he didn't have ant balls.

by luigi425 June 20, 2009

balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

by miji January 9, 2008