December 5th

The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general

Person 1- Hey when was Michael Sanders born? He's super cool
Elise- Obviously December 5th!

by alystic August 20, 2022

Sep 5th

Kiss a guy whos name starts with "A" day.

"Dude it's September 5th! I gotta go kiss a guy whos name starts with "A"!

"Antonio I think I should kiss you instead."

Sep 5th

by mancake23 September 3, 2022

June 5th

A day where generous and kind people are born. ITS ALSO MIA’S BIRTHDAY‼️

Someone: “Oh, it’s just a regular June 5th”
Me: NO ITS MIAS BIRTHDAY

by anonymous May 13, 2022

December 5th

The day where the prettiest girls was born🤞🏾

Pretty girls born on December 5th

by Yurrr1946 November 30, 2023

January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

November 5th

it’s November 5th you better start making moves on your girl give her your sweatshirt😉

it’s November 5th aka make a move already

by November 5th make a move November 4, 2019

5th grade

as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts

5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021