Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
by Gelly7 June 2, 2024

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
by Pigeon- June 8, 2018

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by Raptorrdino January 25, 2021

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.
Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?
Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????
Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?
Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????
Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
by The True Oracle April 19, 2018
