by Charuzu August 3, 2021
Get the blue text mug.To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.
Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
by Pan Blanco October 9, 2008
Get the Safe Text mug.When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.
Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!
by Live To Text July 9, 2010
Get the Text Telepathy mug.Neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. This is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as Call of Duty 2.
Matt - (noticing his cousin’s Call of Duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “Dude, what’s John doing? He’s gonna get sniped any second.”
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.
Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.
Matt: Newb.
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.
Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.
Matt: Newb.
by Mattydreads1 January 4, 2010
Get the suicide text mug.Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.
See also: Drunk Texting
See also: Drunk Texting
Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."
Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."
Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"
by BCoBounder November 22, 2011
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WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?
ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off
WTF, knock it off!
ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off
WTF, knock it off!
by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018
Get the pecker texting mug.*texting*
Greg: I'm at this huge party. It's so much fun! What are you doing?
Lisa: Nothing. Just sitting at home.
Greg: Well that really sucks. I'm gonna get so wasted.
*end texting*
Friend: Who was that?
Lisa: Ughhh! Greg. He always brag texts me.
Greg: I'm at this huge party. It's so much fun! What are you doing?
Lisa: Nothing. Just sitting at home.
Greg: Well that really sucks. I'm gonna get so wasted.
*end texting*
Friend: Who was that?
Lisa: Ughhh! Greg. He always brag texts me.
by britt_britt000 May 27, 2011
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