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Teenage angst

He has such teenage angst
by thisismypseudonymmuhaha August 11, 2024
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Teenager

a person who varies from the worst bastard to the polite angel that everyone watches.
The usual age that people abandon their children and lead a happier life. Also, the age where you live in the orphanage until you are 18. Just stay 12.
1: Are you a teenager?\
2: no im not a terrorizing bully that likes to bully kids and smokes and does stuff like search up teenagers in the urban dictionary.

1: oh im 13
2: ok asshole
by Fudgeman124 September 11, 2023
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Teenage-Adult

Eighteen-nineteen year olds represent a 2-year gap when in which they're legally adults but technically also teenagers. This time often overlaps the first two years out of high school. Teenage adults are for the first time entitled to many new legal rights, and subjected to new societal expectations. Unique from other stages of adulthood such as twenties, thirties, ect. in that it only lasts two years as opposed to ten. How many responsibilities this entails varies from person to person and is still influenced by their level of dependance on their family for food, housing, and money.
The Bird family celebrated the 18th birthday of their Teenage-Adult son Chirp by gifting him eviction papers.
by ASinks May 23, 2024
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teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
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teenager

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue
Parents are quick to teenager their children.
by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025
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teenager

mfs who are between 12 and 18 years old and have the ability to goon
teenager: *goons*
parent: STOP GOONING
teenager: fuck you
parent: *gets belt*
teenager: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
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teenage boy’s worst nightmare

a teen girl who is actually smart and knows it, feminist, has interests and doesn’t care wether people like them or not (ej swiftie) kind girl who won’t take shit from teenage boys. and just overall a teen girl who is much more than something to look at.
lucy: we’re like a teenage boy’s worst nightmare!
rosie: lmao real
by xoxoivy March 27, 2025
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