Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.

Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

pop tart

best breakfast for collage students. for lunch, they might have ramen noodles...

yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday

by lIl0FISH May 9, 2018

tart

A tart is a overly optimistic pleb who still makes memes from 2012 and makes fun of minecrafters.

Look at that tart still making pepe memes and yelling at the minecrafters.

by Tarty boi May 10, 2018

Peach Tart

Someone who is uniquely special. Often preceded by the words 'such a' to describe the individual.

Michael Cera is such a peach tart.

by MGSwizzl3 October 9, 2016

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

blue tart

Someone who is irrationally mean towards someone, normally someone named Sweeny Todd.

Did you hear about Carl? He's being such a Blue Tart.

by toydonkey12 December 12, 2019