tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.

I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.

by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006

taint stab

to take one's thumb and stab another player's taint while playing basketball if the other player tries to post up on you.

Hasheem Thabeet was trying to post up on me he other night, so i gave him a brutal taint stab to get him off me. He proceeded to scream in pain.

by Master Cornhole Blaster March 27, 2009

tainted

a lineage2 character played by Nick from Montana, usually refers to one that begs for money

Damn dude quit being a tainted.

by Deeznuts Bitch February 23, 2004

taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

Taint Brush

A male or female tongue. The word is generally used to describe a tongue when it is used during oral sex.

She used her taint brush on my ass when she was giving me sloppy head.

by CGJohnMack December 28, 2005

Taint Rider

A taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a taint rider can be performed. See the example.

To do Taint Rider:

1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.

by TexasPeterTatert December 28, 2008

taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.

Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."

by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010