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Light Switch Policy 

Light Switch Policy is a policy formulated by a country, organization or entity suffering under unsustainable or poor economic condition meant to persuade other parties within international community to gain investment, loan or any form of financial support from other entity for a certain period of time or condition until it become sustainable to run their own economy to the point of self-reliance (even break off of previously established financial support agreement or foreign trade with other entity) which in the long run enters a new stage of gradually decline in economic growth up to the point of unsustainability, thus repeating the first stage. Therefore creating a cycle of inconsistent policies switching between opening (on) and isolating (off) attitudes regarding international agreement of financial support or foreign trade, just like a light switch.
North Korea might implement a new type of policy known as Light Switch Policy thus become open to international community for certain period of time and back to isolation in the next period.

nintendo switch 

when a man changes gender in an unstable fashion of gay humor
man got nintendo switched

Nintendo Switch 

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

Slovakian Switch-a-roo 

A wild act of fornication, whereby person A shits into a funnel that has been inserted into person B's anus. The pressure build-up then causes the faeces to enter person B's anus, thereby completing the shit switch-a-roo.
Vladimir is very freaky, I heard he gave Helga a Slovakian Switch-a-roo in the men's toilet last night. He must carry a funnel around with him the sick bastard.

Pinch and Switch 

When a group of male friends or strangers meet up in a bathroom and spontaneously start pinching the others' penises with homoerotic glee. The "switch" part comes from switching the lights off.
Do you remember last night, Alfred? When we caught Joshua and his boys playing Pinch and Switch in my uncle's dirty washroom for almost an hour? I heard them giggling the whole time they were in there, but by the time they came out they were completely silent and stone-faced. I wish they had invited me, too...

Easy On Switch 

When a Male is easily turned on by a female, even when they are just close to the male or just by cuddling.
Kyle was led in bed with Ashlyn and they kissed a few times and now Klye has a boner. This is because Klye has a Easy on Switch.