When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023
Get the Carpet swimmingmug. A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.
A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.
Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)
A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.
Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)
Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”
Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”
Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”
by coralinasds May 16, 2019
Get the Swimmingmug. That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.
Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.
Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.
by fargun October 5, 2025
Get the don't go swimming upstreammug. In regards to street fighting ....when one of the fighters keeps head down and throws no look haymakers to try to knockout opponent
Damn ....did u see the fight ...homie got caught with a "swim banger"....he just fucked his head and hit him with a over hand right a swim banger
by Rizzo138 July 8, 2021
Get the Swim bangermug. To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023
Get the swimming in river watermug. Adjective:
Bro: “ Craig did you just see that dude jump the cop car on his skateboard?? That was fucking swim.”
Craig: “ Aw shit I missed it bro, I was I was tying my black Air Force ones.”
Verb:
Bro: “ omfg Craig always with those goof ass shoes, you literally can’t swim bruh.”
Bro: “ Craig did you just see that dude jump the cop car on his skateboard?? That was fucking swim.”
Craig: “ Aw shit I missed it bro, I was I was tying my black Air Force ones.”
Verb:
Bro: “ omfg Craig always with those goof ass shoes, you literally can’t swim bruh.”
by Sheswims December 24, 2023
Get the Swimmug. by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022
Get the Swim-Bymug.