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Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour
I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going
by BKing19 May 3, 2012
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sweaty

An term often used by inferior game players to make themselves feel better in comparison to those with actual skill. Supposed to describe someone putting in so much effort as to make themselves sweat, however it is often used derogatively against anyone that plays to win at all.
In a shooter
Player 1 (who's on top of the scoreboard): Hey, can you guys actually attack the objective instead of just camping at spawn? We're going to lose.

Player 2 (who has 4 kills/12 deaths over the course of 10 minutes): Cry more you sweaty bitch.

In a fighting game
Player 1: Ugh you're so fucking sweaty you fucking combo spammer!

Player 2: Sorry for actually knowing how to play the game I guess.
by Sorasohei December 4, 2021
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Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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Sweaty popcorn

1) When you have popcorn in your bed and a loose bit cuts you

2) sweet and salty together
‘Ugh sweaty popcorn

‘And will it be sweet or salty’

‘Sweaty please
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 9, 2020
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sweaties

a group of best friends that are rats
i’m hanging out with the sweaties today
by sweatygal05 October 30, 2018
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sweaty jay

n. A suave guy or move, to which all are attracted to on an intimate level. player

v. An unspeakably humid sexual act which results in the smell of ramen noodles.

n. An autonomous mobile male appendage designed to satisfy females
“He looked at her with one eyebrow raised, giving her his best sweaty jay.”

The room still hung heavy with the scent of Ramen, indicating that someone had gotten the Sweaty Jay.”

“Nancy was enjoying her new Sweaty Jay.”
by & Sons January 29, 2020
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sweaty deathbed

Referred to your bed in the lowest state of your depression. Hence waking up in sweat everyday.
Sorry I cant come to the pub today I'm in a sweaty deathbed
by cheesegreater June 22, 2021
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