sweater meat

A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.

I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.

That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.

by Mistah Know-it-all March 20, 2019

Molly sweater

Molly sweater; a sweater that’s paper thin but keeps you “warm” while rolling

Yeah I’m going to EDC, I’m bringing my Molly sweater to out on at the end of the night

by anonymous October 13, 2021

Sweater dood

dood with sweater

your a sweater dood.

by sahjdvsuyfjdsa November 15, 2018

cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep

Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!

by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017

fancy sweater

one who is slightly metro-sexual with more of a European flare

wow Chris with his collar up and his hair slicked looks like one hell of a fancy sweater

by nataskirk February 23, 2009

texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.

Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?

by turbocajpin February 3, 2025

Sweater Neck

The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck

That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope

by Zacairy May 31, 2023