Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

by TerryForPrez August 21, 2016

Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

Shaking Murphi

v.t. to "mainline" low grade black tar heroin, usually in the men's room of a trainstaion with ditry toilet water

"dude, some asshole was shaking murphi in there." -or- "umm. . . . lets pawn the T.V. . . . . . so we can shake some more murphi."

by broseph duder June 19, 2008

Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.

I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.

by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008

Shaking the Gadget

Ostensibly, this refers to the use of an exercise device that you shake to build muscled arms.

On the other hand, it could also refer to an activity one does by yourself.

"How did you get such strong forearm muscles?"

"Um, shaking the gadget."

by Language Man July 30, 2009

shaking my snowglobe

handjob or jacking off

Bro, when that girl was shaking my snowglobe last night, she kept laughing and it was very weird.

by bigpenis4u September 4, 2010

stacking ducks

working hard and gettin' paid. ducks = $$$ skrilla

Kayce: "What you doing today Patrick?"

Patrick: "Stacking ducks doggie."

by k-juicy August 24, 2011