squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
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Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
by Pete1688 October 07, 2012
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barbecue squirrel

"My barbecue squirrel" is a marvelous, cute and lovable for your significant other.
What do you want to eat for dinner my barbecue squirrel
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Squirrel Peeking

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.
by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010
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Squirrel Harbor

When a chick's bush is so hairy it looks like she hasn't trimmed/shaved since 1941.
"I went down on that chick from the party & was surprised by some serious bush!! It was like Squirrel Harbor down there!!!"
by TwistyMcfisty January 06, 2017
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squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com
billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror
by butch November 17, 2004
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