squirt bucket

The PC version of the term "cum dumpster", not pertaining to any specific gender. This is equal opportunity profanity. It merely refers to a vessel in which fluids resulting from sexual intercourse are deposited.

Three girls just came walking out of Ethan's room, he's such a squirt bucket.

by SquirtersAnonymous June 16, 2016

squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.

Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.

by Ben Segal May 28, 2016

squink

The name of a facial expression and corresponding emoji illustrating both "funny" and "guilty"; A facial expression combining a wink and a squint, with one hand covering a wide, toothy grin. Used to communicate "uh oh" and "hi hi" simultaneously, as in when you knowingly eat your best friend's last square of artisan chocolate.

I ate your last piece of caramel-and-sea-salt infused white chocolate from Florence, Italy. *squink*

by Paint Awake™ July 11, 2016

squink

The name of a facial expression and corresponding emoji illustrating both "funny" and "guilty"; A facial expression combining a wink and a squint, with one hand covering a wide, toothy grin. Used to communicate "uh oh" and "hi hi" simultaneously, as in when you knowingly eat your best friend's last square of artisan chocolate.

I ate your last piece of caramel-and-sea-salt infused white chocolate from Florence, Italy. *squink*

by Paint Awake™ July 11, 2016

Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.

She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.

by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016

Choco Squirt

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.

Hey hold up let me take a choco squirt!

by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017