split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

split brown eye

When a women bends over in a thong or tight pantie and you can see her outer ring of her ass or most of her asshole

My wife bent over in her thong and i could see her split brown eye.

by bigbadbg February 19, 2011

Split

To Punch someone in the face, intending punch them so hard they get a cut and bleed. (their skin splits)

if you don't get the fuck out my face, your gonna get fucking Split.

by raycharlesx October 13, 2012

split-over

The intentional parting of ones hair down the middle for the purpose of hiding widow's peak type male pattern baldness. This style is commonly adopted by washed out Rock and Roll bands and their fans. It is closely related to the comb over.

In preparation for his 20 year high school reunion, Bob decides to style his hair into a split-over to hide his male pattern baldness.

Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.

by Carleidoscope June 7, 2014

split those

When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.

"Hey man, I heard you split those last night. Was it good?"

by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014

Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016

Split

To leave. Synonyms=bounce, dip

"Aye go find Johnny. The neighbors called the cops so we gotta split"

by Heptone March 19, 2016