User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??
P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??
P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015
Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!
Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.
Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!
Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.
Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!
by MasterA113 January 13, 2007
When a girl is very heavy on top like a 454 big block engine but you look at her whole body and she has really skinny legs and no ass.
by burtkeesley07 June 20, 2009
The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.
After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!
She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!
She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!
by Adultish September 16, 2021
The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)
by @mikelovesmichaelsheen August 01, 2021
The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018
1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"
by MathGenevaConventionVIolator May 25, 2023