"Damn it , Caitlin ,I told you to stop showing up to our games in soccer thot shorts."
"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
by chibivix February 28, 2017
Get the soccer thotmug. by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020
Get the cum soccermug. Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.
How to play:
Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).
How to play:
Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).
by arminel01 November 21, 2013
Get the Drunk soccermug. 
The idiot on the field with a yellow shirt only making calls for the other team. He also cards you for asking the time until the game ends.
Blessing: Soccer ref, what’s the time until end game?
Soccer ref: *blows whistle and pulls out yellow card*
Soccer ref: *blows whistle and pulls out yellow card*
by ShawnMendes#74 September 16, 2018
Get the soccer refmug. A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".
Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
by yeaaaaaboiii October 9, 2017
Get the Soccer mommug. A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.
by WaddleX2 December 28, 2016
Get the soccer boppersmug.