someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009
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“John stopped talking to his friends to hangout with his rich boss in an attempt to get a raise by kissing his ass. What a social bitch”
by Fucksociety1110 June 23, 2019
Get the social bitch mug.Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"
Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."
Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."
by Esncoosne January 16, 2013
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Get the Social ButterBarFly mug.A phenomenon driven by COVID-19 and the direction for social distancing. Social instancing is the brief contact made due to the desire to be close to someone at least for an instant due to the lack of human contact from shelter in place.
Patrick: Where's Paige?
Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.
Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.
Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
by coMANd'r March 30, 2020
Get the social instancing mug.This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011
Get the Social Chaperone mug.The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!
by antipole September 4, 2009
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