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Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.
Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.
by urethraworms September 1, 2024
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Snailing

When a woman takes her vagina on him/her and drags it from the forehead on to the chin leaving a trail just like snail
Friend : ohh he’s cute I would love to fuck him
Female: girl I’m trying to go snailing all over him
by Jayjjuciy February 5, 2020
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Snail

The Snail is the all powerful. Bow to the snail, and may Snail bless you all.
by tf is a pseudonym?? January 2, 2025
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muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
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Snail

Not a word, dont listen to people who say it is. It isnt a word.
"Dude look at that snail"-A , "Dude Snail Isn't A fucking word."
by testiclefondler33 November 6, 2022
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Snailing

When all things that could possibly fall from a cloud (Snow, Rain, Hail) happen at the same time.
It's snailing outside today
by Sir illuminati February 10, 2021
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Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
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