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Skeet Shelf

A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.
This broad had a huge skeet shelf.
by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008
mugGet the Skeet Shelfmug.

Sweet Skeet

The Sweet version of a man's typically Salty Skeet. This happens with serious repetition of drinking Pineapple juice.
Girl to Friend : Salley, last night when those 5 guys were simultaneously Cumming on my face, 1 of them must be a fan of pineapple juice. He sure had some "Sweet Skeet"
by Jonny AK January 22, 2016
mugGet the Sweet Skeetmug.

skype skeet

Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.
I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.
by 1129 October 24, 2011
mugGet the skype skeetmug.

skeet daddy

A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?

Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
mugGet the skeet daddymug.

skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.
The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.
by jimmybomm April 23, 2020
mugGet the skeet slingermug.

oh skeet

What someone says when something goes wrong, or something unexpected happens. Can also be used after someone gets roasted.
Matt - "Jenny said she wanted it last night"
Jeff- "Nah bro I saw her with Arthur"
Matt- "Oh skeet"
by Hello12345678987654321 October 8, 2017
mugGet the oh skeetmug.

skeet wheats

when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers
I'm gonna frost yo mini wheats with my skeet and give you a bowl of skeet wheats.
by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007
mugGet the skeet wheatsmug.

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