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Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.
Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.
by Skidgod August 26, 2019
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Single

Jade is single and ready to mingal
by Uniunij December 16, 2017
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Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.
by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018
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facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.
by bigcoluk January 5, 2018
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Sad and Single

When you are depressed because you are single and you know that no boys/girls like you more than a friends.
Kate: I’m sad and single

Beth: I’m not, I’m so happy and dating the love of my life!
by Hiiiiiiiiiibyeeeee November 13, 2018
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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Roulette as a single

It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era
X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single
by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018
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