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Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020
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Simp

A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
by jcrew889 March 29, 2020
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Simp

simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
Woman: Ey, kill that dude.
Man: Why-
Woman: Cuz I'm hot.
Man: Fair enough.
Man 2: SIMP
by TextTastic August 23, 2020
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Simp

Where a boy fall in LOVE with a girl for no reason
Boy 1: Hey bro

Boy 2: yea?
Boy 1: I’m simping for that girl
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Simp

A man who worships a girl who doesn’t like him back. Another word for a man whore
by Kobe’s helicopter January 31, 2020
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Simping

Treating a woman like a goddess for the sake of a relationship (that's never going to happen)
A: He just donated $100 to that streamer, his message was: I love you my goddess
B: yeah he's simping hard
by cheeeeeeeese42 September 5, 2021
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Simp

hey im a simp i watch anime with girls after school
by marcus_simp_cababaya October 22, 2020
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