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jessica simpson

she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads
jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin
by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson

The worlds most beatiful woman. Full of talent and can stop men in her tracks with her radiant beauty!
I wish my girl was hot as Ashlee Simpson.
by Ash Ash May 6, 2006
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Simpson kids

A bunch of entitled, spoiled, mostly Caucasian, bratty kids that are from the Norcross/ Peachtree Corners area of Georgia. They are the spawn of parents who are affluent, overly conservative, detached from the real world, and have yet to live past their high school lives.
"Did that kid just leave their Porshe Cheyenne's door wide open in the rain?!"---Student 1

"Yep that's Simpson Kids. They are always spoon fed by their Simpson Parents" ---Student 2
by Proseworth November 7, 2013
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The Bart Simpson

As you ride a skateboard, you spank the ass of a random woman so hard it is as if it was sprayed with red graffiti, all while screaming "Cowabunga!"
Dude, I gave her The Bart Simpson so hard yesterday!" "Fosho?" "Fosho!"
by The Hot Tub Murderer June 22, 2011
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simpsoned

The act of getting donkey Kong punched on the top of the head, gripped up by the neck and lifted off the floor , or getting your ass handed to you in general usually as a result of pissing someone off.
She came to the house so full of drama and talking so much shit! No wonder she got fucking simpsoned!
by nenakakes December 28, 2013
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Simpsons Funny

A term used to describe something that is only moderately funny, like the popular animated sitcom, The Simpsons.
Guy 1: Wow, that movie was hilarious!
Guy 2: Eh, i thought it was only Simpsons funny.
by Pressure to Appear April 30, 2009
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simpson lip

Go watch the Simpsons and look at their lips. It looks like a yellow camel toe.
Guy 1: Whoa man dude u fuck Beth last night?
Guy 2: No she has Simpson lip
by Geoffrey :p> May 18, 2014
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