Shrek

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed This is copyrighted isn’t it

Everything is Shrek

by INS746 December 30, 2020

Shrek

God

I pray to Shrek every night

by SuccMyZucc April 5, 2019

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Shrek

The movie of gods.

Shrek is our lord and savior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024

Shrek

The baddest bitch on the block and you’re likely to take him back to swamp and get nutted on.

God Shrek took me home and made me feel alive.

by Ur_Rose March 12, 2025

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019