Unholy ship 

Basically a ship that so bad/wrong it’s really cringe

Example :
Person 1: I ship cartman and Kyle!
Person 2: Dude that is such an unholy ship.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Cartman and Kyle hate each other!
Person 1: Oh.

Unholy ship by Tordindamix June 10, 2023

My Ship of Dreams 

Time to end this long hiatus
My wounded heart is on the mend
I'll search for gold in Acapulco
The treasure chest at rainbow's end
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
Citadels and far pavilions
Midnight sun, savannah stars
Through sapphire seas and sulphur mountains
To the paradise bazaar
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be

My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams

My Ship of Dreams by Death Menace June 21, 2023

Ghost Ship 

A combination of Stranger and Dutch Rudder, where you sit on your hand until it is numb before fapping(Stranger), then have someone Jack you off with the numb hand(Dutch Rudder).

John: “Man, what a night! I thought I was going to have to settle for the Stranger since my wife was out of town, but my friend Andrew stopped by and offered me a Dutch Rudder. Bam! The Ghost Ship was born!

Ghost Ship by SatanicManic July 15, 2023

Fnaf Ship 

If you expect this to be boat related stuff, you need to get off the website right NOW.
Fnaf shipping is a cringe thing 8 year olds did from 2014 to this day.
Basically it’s based around the thought of two FNAF characters having a relationship, mostly being sexual.
If you do this stuff and expected a positive comment, you need to touch some grass.

Me: “Hey you! Have you heard of fnaf?”
Neighbour: “🤓oh my god!! i love that! who’s you favourite Fnaf Ship? mine is-
Me: *doom music starts playing*

Fnaf Ship by JohnnyMcGood August 2, 2023

thunder ship

When you have a lot of shit to move

Oh! That’s a thunder ship! Use the truck.

thunder ship by Thunder ship August 31, 2023

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor 

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.

Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor by Shugunou October 23, 2023

bloated ship 

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

bloated ship by Dardem December 4, 2023