toe shanking

sexual fetish, involving the growth and insertion of long toenails or a toedo(see definition..) into any appropriate orifice. mostly a heterosexual practice; frowned upon in gay community as too freaky.

Lauren was so pleased when Zach grew his toenails out for their anniversary. He knew how hot toe shanking was.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

Shank your nan

Shank your nan is a term roadmen use to intimidate people. Shank means stab. And your nan is commonly used among the new generation, for example “suck ur nan”.

Will-“if you tell them mun, I’m gonna shank your nan”.
James-“sorry man I won’t say a word”.
Will-“shut up or I swear blud, I’m gonna shank your nan”.”go suck ur nan”.

by Specialpeter June 10, 2018

wank n shank

When you shank someone right after you rape them. Commonly used in prison situations.

Inmate 1: Did you hear about inmate 3?
Inmate 2: No, what happened?
Inmate 1: He attempted to do the ol' wank n shank

by that_one_guy1 June 2, 2016

shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

annular ring shank

n. colloquialism. expletive. A dick. see also scandinavian pig farmer, arabian cheese manufacturer, rectal cheese wire face

"Fucking annular ring shank motha fucker."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Holster your shanks

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.

Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!

by Haneesh March 18, 2012

Shank your mum

You are so bored that you go on to urban dictionary and look this up because you are most likely going to do this 🦵🏼🥄🤜🏾🥩🥩 and no nut November is killing you.

A yo fam I will shank your mum up fam if you don’t give me rare charizard !!!!!!!

by Chcbc November 4, 2020