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seasonal asshole disorder

A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017
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seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
by N O G October 24, 2017
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When your mom won't let you say sexy, so you say setsy instead.
Look at that setsy hot mama over there.

Cobblepot from Gotham is so setsy.
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Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.
Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"
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šemso

A Tall, very handsome, european male known and loved by everyone he comes in contact with. Many people love and Cherish every moment they Get with šemso. Many would love to become just Like šemso. Very funny, charasmatic, romantic, sensational man that Many find to be one of a kind and unique in his own wonderful way. Be more Like šemso.
Wow Look at šemso he’s So Tall and handsome. I love šemso!
by Balkan boy December 27, 2018
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Setcon

Ryan setcon is the goat of all mankind we love him along with fat nigga jaden crime
The goat ryan setcon has a very large penis.
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Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!
When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.
by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019
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