Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

by LrDanGA August 13, 2021

"Junior" Senior

Seniors are considered those 65 and older but younger seniors don't identify as "seniors" given the demographic has such a wide span - from 65-100+.

I'm not ready to move to a retirement community. I'm a "junior" senior.

by yogator January 6, 2022

Senioritis

Seniorities is when you have a shit ton of group meetings to do and exams to study for but you decide to get drunk and bring home flowers, chairs and buses

Fuck senioritis I'm gonna go kirvacation in Bali for a week and then remember I have an exam last minute

by Aveeveeeee April 19, 2017

Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.

He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021